Oh good lord, I just laughed so hard I think I did too.
Thank you Edith, for sharing something with me that made me completely unable to stop laughing: a crocheted beanis. (NSFW unless you work in an office like mine, in which case I’ll wait while you forward that URL around to your workgroup.)
But better than just the delight of it at first glance, keep reading the pattern. From the Suggested Listening to the Variations at the end, I thought I was going to lose consciousness I was laughing so hard.
Of course, maybe it’s just me.