Erin is right, you have to read this. And I dare you to not snort so hard you swallow your tongue.
Hey, I was there in 1984 too! That was an amazing show. I saw Bowie the next weekend — on my 16th birthday no less. That was mumble-mumble years ago, and it is still one of the best memories of that decade.
Oh, and just an aside here. Yesterday evening Robbie was examining my feet and said “Mommy, why do you have cracks on your feet? And why are they so hard? And I think you need to shave. Today.”