Mrs. Flinger had her baby 3 weeks early by emergency c-section — go send your love.
Send Schmutzie your cock. Do it. Now.
“A friend (whose clothing choices I respect) told me about Value Village.”
I love love love this and I totally agree. I read about things like Britney shaving her head and losing her shit, and I just feel sad.
“After lunch I get all dressed up and made up and went out into the world to start the job-hunting process. 2 hours later I returned home…”
Y is workin’ it out.
“There are about a zillion ways to fuck up everyday and I believe we mothers and fathers feel this fear like a Greek chorus in our heads – a lot. And not just the neurotic freaks like me. It comes with the package.” She nails it.
I’ve got the martinis covered!
“I guess I deserved that comment, but OUCH.”