Yo mama’s a stone cold killer.
I’m not really sure why I’m showing you this. A textbook example of what you look like after 2 hours in line at the DMV.
Well, I suspect that this is also what I look like after a loooong afternoon of “um, Mommy?” “whhyyyy?” “but I’m Huuungry!” “Mike hitted me!” “I WANT to!” “That’s mine!!” and so on.
For the record, I am not usually orange, blotchy, and jowly. But that look in my eyes? That’s me at 5:30PM every day.