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"Crazy Eyes. They're Watching Yooou."

They see your eeevery moooove.

This is what happens when a photographer says “OK, I’m going to count to three and on three you’re going to open your eyes wider.” Sounds sexy, right?

Hawt

Plus my mouth is crooked. Did I have a stroke at BlogHer or was it just too much coffee? I guess excessive caffeine (or electrocution) would explain the hair.

Yikes. Oh, and in return for letting you see this terrifying picture of me, that admittedly isn’t the worst photo of myself I’ve ever shown you, I’ll leave you with this lovely little ear worm.

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33 responses to “"Crazy Eyes. They're Watching Yooou."”

  1. canape Avatar
    canape

    Didn't she shoot another one? Because I saw you right after this was taken and you looked awesome.

    Of course, I wasn't goading you to open your eyes all wide and crazy at me . . .

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  2. that girl Avatar
    that girl

    a little bit scared of you now.

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  3. Erika Jurney Avatar
    Erika Jurney

    Canape, yeah he took some others which I may share later. We'll just see… (And thanks :)

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  4. Erika Jurney Avatar
    Erika Jurney

    Hey that girl, "now"? I would have thought you'd have been terrified long before today!

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  5. Kara Avatar
    Kara

    It looks like you just witness something terrible. Hope the other shots were better.

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  6. Shelli Avatar
    Shelli

    Oh shoot, I thought you were going to include the clip of Rockwell's "Somebody's Watching Me", my other 80's cult fave. lol.

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  7. Jamie Avatar
    Jamie

    You are cracking me up.

    Hey, your makeup looks great, though!

    Oh and that SONG! I had that cassette tape! Thanks for that trip down memory lane. NOT. ;)

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  8. Michele Avatar
    Michele

    While we only met very briefly – and almost went to a party together – It was LOVELY to meet you in person.

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  9. Kate Avatar
    Kate

    I have an allergy to photos of me. Seriously, I had some corporate photos taken earlier this year and he actually said to me "what's WRONG with you?"

    long time lurker. First time commenter.

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  10. Erika Jurney Avatar
    Erika Jurney

    Michele — I'm sorry I missed fiesta-ing with you ;)

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  11. Erika Jurney Avatar
    Erika Jurney

    Kate, you win: that is one crazy thing the photographer said to you. Way to be a pro!!

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  12. Shannanb aka Mommy B Avatar
    Shannanb aka Mommy B

    Wow. You look so serious. 8-)

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  13. Erika Jurney Avatar
    Erika Jurney

    Shannan, you mean 'seriously insane' right? C'mon, I know you're just trying to be nice!

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  14. MammaLoves Avatar
    MammaLoves

    And I just thought you looked that way because of the wine. ;)

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  15. laura Avatar
    laura

    i am imagining that this was snapped right after you read my tweet where i wanted to smell you.btw the highlights look awesome.

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  16. Karly Avatar
    Karly

    Okay, so you DO look a little pissy there, BUT I love your hair. I wish mine would flip like that.

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  17. Maria Avatar
    Maria

    So, um, I love them so much that I want to get one of the album covers tattooed on me. I'm sick. LOL

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  18. Erika Jurney Avatar
    Erika Jurney

    Maria, See, I never would have pegged you for a Hall and Oates stalker-fan. Learn something new every day!

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  19. manager mom Avatar
    manager mom

    OK – while I respect that you don't like that photo, I think you look great! Now, if you want to see something TRULY tragic, I'll show you my passport photo sometime.

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  20. Laura Avatar
    Laura

    I'm so terribly bummed out that I couldn't make it to BlogHer this year. Next year, watch out, man. I'm totally there.

    Your hair is DARLING, by the way. Such a great haircut!

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  21. crunchy carpets Avatar
    crunchy carpets

    It looks like you are about to rip my throat out..yipes…use that for your blog…fer sure!

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  22. Mrs. G. Avatar
    Mrs. G.

    Have you ever seen that show Snapped about female serial killers?

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  23. Summer Avatar
    Summer

    That is a scary looking picture, you carry it with you to show when you need people to do what you say.

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  24. Rachel Fernandes Avatar
    Rachel Fernandes

    I'm absolutely obsessed with this song! And I can't recall ever seeing the vid so thanx heaps!

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  25. Lotta Avatar
    Lotta

    Bad picture – you are very cute in person! To me your eyes are saying…"Dude are you fucking kidding me with that?" to the photographer.

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  26. AbsolutelyBananas Avatar
    AbsolutelyBananas

    Ok don't hate me but I am TOTALLY cracking up over here.

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  27. Sammanthia Avatar
    Sammanthia

    You look mahvulus! I signed up over at BlogHer, where I was asked to post a picture, to make my profile more "personal". I don't know what I did, but the picture was ginormous, and I realized how bad I need to have my eyebrows waxed.

    At least you don't look like Walter Mattheau!

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  28. Erika Jurney Avatar
    Erika Jurney

    Thank you Sammanthia, but if you looked closely you'd see that my eyebrows are shapeless caterpillars! :)

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  29. Velveteen Mind - Meg Avatar
    Velveteen Mind – Meg

    I don't know if you were still hanging around while I was being bossed around, but I got a lot of "Okay now (fill in obscure facial command)" followed by a lot more of "Ew, that didn't work."

    Toward the end, my lips were quivering and I just gave up.

    My favorite? "You have a really peaceful face. Try not smiling… (click click)… Oh. Um, never mind."

    Sweet.

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  30. Erika Jurney Avatar
    Erika Jurney

    Megan, yeah, he was The Awesome, wasn't he …

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  31. amber alert Avatar
    amber alert

    yes! hall and oats! I was just listening to them for almost an hour, then i come to your site and BOOM! Private Eyes, They're watching you….

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  32. flutter Avatar
    flutter

    if that is your worst picture I might have to punch you. You are still lovely

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  33. Sarah, Goon Squad Sa Avatar
    Sarah, Goon Squad Sa

    Dude. You look mean. Like you want to beat me up.

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