Tag: Go Read It Today (from PlainJaneMom.com)

  • Go Read It Today, Wednesday, June 20, 2007

    Hell yeah!!! :) Wow, go to Blogher in Second Life. Are you kidding me? And this just gave me a huge smile. Recalls: Fireworks will burn you, fireworks will fly into your eye, sweet children’s jewelry will poison them with lead, and your Gateway laptop battery will burn you. Happy Wednesday.

  • Go Read It Today, Tuesday, June 19, 2007

    Um. Wow. I remember this feeling very well. Please hang in there. Very good advice. OH THE HUMANITY. I disagree. I like to get my Jesus on with sweaty speed freaks. Yeah. Bull shit indeed.

  • Go Read It Today, Monday, June 18, 2007

    I love a good list — and this one is so helpful. Everybody say aw… Cheers! Blech. I need to go wash my eyeballs now. Today’s the day — good luck! Truly gutting news. I don’t know what else to say.

  • Go Read It Today, Friday, June 15, 2007

    Erin is right, you have to read this. And I dare you to not snort so hard you swallow your tongue. Hey, I was there in 1984 too! That was an amazing show. I saw Bowie the next weekend — on my 16th birthday no less. That was mumble-mumble years ago, and it is still…

  • Go Read It Today, Thursday, June 14, 2007

    Recall: Lots of Thomas the Tank Engine Trains for lead paint, Nordstrom sandals, Nordstrom children’s jackets, and ASKO dishwashers for fire hazard. This is a post I hope Mike can relate to when he’s an adult. Mrs. F: you rock! Ditto. Also see: white toddler clothes, and white kid clothes. I understand. It is not…

  • Go Read It Today, Wednesday, June13, 2007

    Recall: earrings from Kmart for lead. Nice, big baby coming soon! Hear hear! Alternatively, anyone looking for a furry new friend? Agreed. Lately I’ve been happy if I just remember to brush my hair.

  • Go Read It Today, Tuesday, June 12, 2007

    “Let’s call somebody. Baby brudder’s here.” I dare you to do this monthly. It would crack me up every time! My advice involved teeth-kicking-in… Got anything better? Cross your fingers here for many reasons.

  • Go Read It Today, Monday, June 11, 2007

    Ouch! I feel like this right now. I think I just died a little… Whoa, I guess I am old and creepy.

  • Go Read It Today, Friday, June 8, 2007

    Recalls: eyeball toys which contain kerosine (!), GE Ranges, Thermador cooktops, birthday party hats, shark cartilage capsules, and infant long johns I love step one. Hard to focus on just one part of this post, but number four is just so hateful. These siblings made me cry.

  • Go Read It Today, Thursday, June 7, 2007

    Recalls: Cannondale bikes, Simplicity Cribs, and Toby’s dressings. Yay! One of my favorite writers on the Silicon Valley Mom Blog has started her own blog. Check it out. A heartbeat: fantastic. Sing it, sister. Snort! And then this made me choke on my coffee. Add this post and it is a wonder I drank any…

  • Go Read It Today, Wednesday, June 6, 2007

    I bet it is! You’ve got to do what feels right to you. “You have to speak your truth.”

  • Go Read It Today, Tuesday, June 5, 2007

    BABY!! At first I thought that this guy was a massive tool, but you can see it got straightened out in the comments. I vote for “Kiss my Grits.” A baby product that frightens me. Man, I wish I were a kid and had been invited to this tea party!

  • Go Read It Today, Monday, June 4, 2007

    Recalls: Toothpaste. Go smell Thordora’s latest event. I think that the title says it all. I just love this strict following of the list! A good question. Search party? Whoo hoo!

  • Go Read It Today, Friday, June 1, 2007

    Recalls: more childrens jewelry for lead, round cribs for bad instructions, and pine cone candles. “This was not the post I wanted to write.” Ugh, Mr. Plain had this once too. It’s awful! Snort! “From what we see on his brain, he shouldn’t be able to do that either.” I love this picture — they…

  • Go Read It Today, Thursday, May 31, 2007

    Recalls: Fisher Price baby swings for entrapment hazard, toy drums for LEAD. The current recipient of my hatred. “She is ulurgik to dog’s and cat’s.” Go share your colic tips. Argh, I get this too and it makes me insane(er). Oh, made me cry too. I’m tense just having read this. The RSS feed of…

  • Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 30, 2007

    Going to Blogher? Check in with Izzy. Check my sidebar to see when I’m going. “The other parents suddenly fixate on their shoes…” Fuck. I don’t have anything else. “Somehow, the handyman convinced me that this was my fault, although he did offer to drill a few holes in the ceiling free of charge, ‘to…

  • Go Read It Today, Monday, May 28, 2007

    Recall: Similac infant formula for low iron levels (no health hazard). BABY! Oh man, the things you think your kids will love that turn out to give them nightmares… Snort! Prediction: he‘ll be asking for the car keys by June. Ann’s got a new blog! Are you too broke for Blogher? You’re not alone. More…

  • Go Read It Today, Saturday, May 26, 2007

    (Again, writing this with really the use of just the one eyeball, so if this GRIT is sad please blame it on lefty.) Recalls: MaraNatha Tahini, and exploding grape juice. Jay needs some recommendations for music to listen to when life sucks. (Hint: skip the Sarah McLachlan…) I’m thinking that Y could use some of…

  • Go Read It Today, Friday, May 25, 2007

    (I’m writing this with one eye tied behind my back, so it’ll be short. But oh.so.sweeet.) Ugh, asshats indeed. “She sparkled.” I was going to watch this today but I haven’t gotten a chance to yet. Let me know how it is! $30. Snort. I want to meet you too!

  • Go Read It Today, Thursday, May 24, 2007

    Recalls: Tri-Star Toys for choking hazard, Soldier Bear toys for lead poisoning, and off-road motorcycles for fuel leaks. “To appease my baby fix I hold other people’s babies when they stop being newborns.” Go tell Nell some good stories about Lyme disease. One BlogHer hotel has sold out… Go tell Melanie about some things that…

  • Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 23, 2007

    First the Cockroll, then a pussy haircut. Hmmm… :) I wore a uniform for 6 years, but what do you think? “…I am The Boss of the World…” Damn straight. Wow, that would be incredible. “Scientists are astounded.” HA! Ditto. And no, I have no answers. “Getting pregnant hasn’t really ever been our major problem.…