Tag: Go Read It Today (from PlainJaneMom.com)
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Go Read It Today, Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Recalls & warnings: Avandia, and Margaret Holmes Seasoned Turnip Greens kaaakkttthhhffffpppppttttt… Mrs. Flinger had her baby 3 weeks early by emergency c-section — go send your love. Send Schmutzie your cock. Do it. Now. “A friend (whose clothing choices I respect) told me about Value Village.” I love love love this and I totally agree.…
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Go Read It Today, Monday, May 21, 2007
“Sometimes, and quite often lately, I catch myself thinking, It sure is easy not to have another.” Finding commonality. Beware the first and the last photographs… “You are such a shitstain. I can’t even believe you are still here.” Yikes! Total cautionary tale.
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Go Read It Today, Sunday, May 20, 2007
“Cashier: *silently checks out my items*” People with no sense of humor are so boring. I laughed! The story behind the ink. Totly LOL.
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Go Read It Today, Saturday, May 19, 2007
The Blogher conference schedule is now online! Oh. So sad. Ditto. (Beautiful post. Made me cry.) Before I had kids I would have thought that this woman was insane. But now I think she should get a Major Award. “You get older, your shrink and your body is scribbly.” “I’m going to tell you something,…
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Go Read It Today, Friday, May 18, 2007
Recalls: Samara Brothers boys clothing, Mervyn’s girls pants, Shark cartilage capsules (?), kids books, and Currey & Company lamps. I only was able to watch half of this before being scarred for life. If that’s acting, you can just come over with a camera crew right now and watch me talk back to the computer…
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Go Read It Today, Thursday, May 17, 2007
Recalls: Lead in Children’s gardening gloves — give me a break. Also, GE Dishwashers are catching on fire. Seems like a problem. “Hey there, cheap-ass Reverend Bob!” Fuck no. May 17th, are you ready? Learn web development from Shazia! Thank God someone can explain this to me… BWAA HAA HAA HAA!
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Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Recalls: Lead and lead in kid’s jewelry. I am exceedingly tired of reporting this. Also recalled: Marinated Herring from IKEA. (How do I type the sound of a cat coughing up a hairball? Anyone have an old Garfield cartoon and can look that up for me?) I’m afraid I’m gonna need some photographic evidence after…
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Go Read It Today, Tuesday, May 15, 2007
“It’s nice to be gotten.” Just reading this freaked me out! I can’t watch this show either. And visit Thordora. Tell her to come back.
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Go Read It Today, Monday, May 14, 2007
Welcome Jennifer’s new baby! I know you’ve been wondering what my favorite Mother’s Day post was. Here you go. (Or maybe it was this one.) Lucky Mommy indeed. And check out the latest book I reviewed. It has amazing things for your kids to learn and do.
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Go Read It Today, Sunday, May 13, 2007
“Dear Lord. That’s how old we are. There it is. Right in our faces. Say Anything and Ghostbusters. Terrific. Way to blend in.” Snort! “So, off I fled in the car determined to get my sweet, sweet dairy fix despite Jay’s sudden shift in mood.” I think Luna needs to meet Lucy! Fist-pumpingly awesome!! Well…
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Go Read It Today, Friday, May 11, 2007
Looking for a job? Do you have “the ability to laugh, and take a compliment as well as an order”? Do you like cookies? “Mama, why you call dat man a juicebox?” I so hope this works out! I’m still giggling about “Captain Nutsack.” Another reason to feel sad and dirty when I think of…
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Go Read It Today, Thursday, May 10, 2007
All I can say is read this post. I don’t have words to describe her bravery. Great link to pediatric medication dosages She definitely makes it look tempting, and it is cheap, but I still don’t think I could work it into my life. A new treatment for Parkinson’s has been approved. “this not works…
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Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 9, 2007
“But when it comes to my own speech and behavior, I turn into a freakshow of panic and despair.” Hilarious video in honor of Nurses Week! “Wow. I’m going to have a baby tomorrow.” Good luck! “And he said he would be looking for cysts or polyps or tumors – TUMORS! – that might be…
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Go Read It Today, Tuesday, May 8, 2007
Winner! The random number generator chose the prize-getter for my latest contest. Let’s have a nice round of applause for Thordora! (Email me your mailing address, and I’ll get them to send you your loot!) Karen’s friends are going to Africa to volunteer in a hospital for a month, and they are hoping to get…
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Go Read It Today, Monday, May 7, 2007
Recall: Risotto from Target. “I’m not always a good parent. Likewise, I’m not always a bad parent. I hope I am a good enough parent.” AMEN! “I told my realtor that the realtor who brought them here is never to step foot on my property again.” Because what Mir needs is more stress right now.…
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Go Read It Today, Sunday, May 6, 2007
Mommy Bloggers is having a contest where you can win free Blogher registration! Wow, and her little dog too? If you have to get divorced, there are worse ways for it to end up. Kitteh luvs. Did you know Melanie was winning? Congratulations!
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Go Read It Today, Saturday, May 5, 2007
Happy Cinco de Mayo! Recalls: More freaking kid jewelry. SNORT!! So funny I almost had a stroke while reading it. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. (Uh oh, did I build it up too much?) For the record, if this happens to me I am quitting. OMG it’s another snort — can I get my…
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Go Read It Today, Friday, May 4, 2007
Recalls: MILK, and those cute Parent’s Magazine toy cell phones. lolcatz on ur ebayz selin u craap “Why does food cost this much?” Loving the kids who require more from us. I liked this book, so go win a copy!
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Go Read It Today, Thursday, May 3, 2007
Recalls / warnings: Momsquawk does a great job covering the amazing number of products recalled today for being too leadful. Also, the Payless version of kid Crocs, antidepressant use by young adults, Colchicine, Baby Einstein activity center toy. Go write a post about how you’re a good parent, and then go tell GGC. (Who, by…
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Go Read It Today, Tuesday, May 1, 2007
Recalls: Queso fresco Mexican cheese. Lots of pet food. Just make Spot some of whatever you’re having tonight, K? Check this special plea for The Make a Wish Foundation, an organization that makes me cry just to think about it. Imagine how the families feel who need to use its services and then go lend…
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Go Read It Today, Monday, April 30, 2007
First of all, the idea of boarding preschool crossed my mind yesterday, and that pretty much sums up my Sunday afternoon. Go do a tap dance or something for Jennifer. Go see if Archer is feeling any better. “BUT, HER BOOBS! THEY’RE GONE! HOW CAN SHE BE BREASTFEEDING A BABY LIKE THAT?!” Assvice at its…